Saturday, December 20, 2008

5 Random Thoughts of a Random Thinker


5. I'm already sick of the 'Happy Holidays'. Why can't we just say Merry Christmas? Please. I'm asking nice. Do I need to wear a sign around my neck that says, "It's okay to say Merry Christmas to me, I won't be offended?" Drastic times mean drastic measures. I'm pretty sure I complain about this every year. PC sucks.

4. Tobogganing. That's Canadian for sledding. There is snow on the ground still which means we have a green light for tobogganing on Saturday. Caleb should enjoy it. I won't enjoy lugging him back up the hill each time.

3. So, the weather 'experts', and I use this term loosely, are predicting a storm of BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS this weekend. Are you serious? Were any of these clowns even alive during any time of the Bible. Give me a break. A little wind, some freezing rain, snow and ice. Big deal. We still have a gas fireplace and a toasty house. Pretty sure Peter, James and Johh had less. Don't give me this Biblical Proportion crap about a little bad weather. Bring on the LOCUSTS!

2. Does anyone else think that Caylee Anthony's mother should be strapped to Sparkey and fried for about a week? Too bad Florida retired Sparkey in favor of lethal injection. She deserves to cook. And feel the pain.

1. Bring on the storm. I'm waiting.

1 comment:

  1. lol! enjoy your biblical snow storm! merry festivities, happy sledding...and yes, sparkey should be back in full force for SO many people. :)

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