
5. I'm already sick of the 'Happy Holidays'. Why can't we just say Merry Christmas? Please. I'm asking nice. Do I need to wear a sign around my neck that says, "It's okay to say Merry Christmas to me, I won't be offended?" Drastic times mean drastic measures. I'm pretty sure I complain about this every year. PC sucks.
4. Tobogganing. That's Canadian for sledding. There is snow on the ground still which means we have a green light for tobogganing on Saturday. Caleb should enjoy it. I won't enjoy lugging him back up the hill each time.
3. So, the weather 'experts', and I use this term loosely, are predicting a storm of BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS this weekend. Are you serious? Were any of these clowns even alive during any time of the Bible. Give me a break. A little wind, some freezing rain, snow and ice. Big deal. We still have a gas fireplace and a toasty house. Pretty sure Peter, James and Johh had less. Don't give me this Biblical Proportion crap about a little bad weather. Bring on the LOCUSTS!
2. Does anyone else think that Caylee Anthony's mother should be strapped to Sparkey and fried for about a week? Too bad Florida retired Sparkey in favor of lethal injection. She deserves to cook. And feel the pain.
1. Bring on the storm. I'm waiting.

lol! enjoy your biblical snow storm! merry festivities, happy sledding...and yes, sparkey should be back in full force for SO many people. :)
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